I’ve been a movie collector for as long as I can remember. VHS, Laserdisc (I still have them. My Japanese import of Tremors is a thing of beauty.), DVD and now Blu- Ray. Hundreds of titles covering most genres and eras. Each film means something to me and I would be hard pressed to pick even one from my collection to dispose of.
There are however gaps. Films I haven’t seen in years that belong on those shelves. I have spaces reserved for them (yes, my shelves are alphabetized) but the titles themselves are just not available to buy. At least not in my region and/or legitimately. They are not even really old titles or small independent films that never found an audience. These are big (ish) movies with major star which for some unfathomable reason have never had a UK release. Some of them have been around on VHS but DVD and/or Blu ray. Nope. Avatar is on its third or fourth release in the UK, Commando is on it’s second Blu Ray release and yet these (and many other) arguably better films are still sitting in some vault crying out to be watched and loved.
In the US, some of the major studios have burn to order DVD schemes, basic vanilla versions of hard to find movies pressed to order rather than given major (expensive) wide releases. No such scheme (to the best of my knowledge) exists in the UK. Come on what would it take. Really. I’m not asking for a fully restored, fully loaded extras laden high def Blu Ray extravaganza. I just want to watch them again, exactly as I remember them.
I want my DVDs.
1. Doc Savage – Man of Bronze
This one brings back memories of Sunday afternoon movies as a kid. It’s not a great movie but that’s not the point. If you look at my movies on the shelf, it’s a glimpse inside my mind. You should be able to understand me and how I am by looking at what I put out on display (I feel the same about record collections and a persons books. Always distrust anyone with doors on their bookshelves. They’re hiding things) but here are pieces missing. It might be rubbish but it still belongs (right between District 9 and Dr No). This film at least may surface in the foreseeable future when the Shane Black scripted Doc Savage movie eventually gets released. Fingers crossed.
2. Quick Change
My all time favourite Bill Murray movie. Extremely funny (Tony Shaloub almost steals the show as the non-English speaking cab driver). Geena Davis, Randy Quaid, Mexicans duelling on bicycles and a bank robbery scheme that could potentially work. I always make a point of catching this on the odd occasions it turns up on tv (which isn’t often) and would gladly hand over large amounts of hard earned moolah to own a copy for myself. Apparently available in Holland on DVD but no sign of a UK release on either format. Why?
3. The Man Who Knew Too Little
The other Bill Murray film on the list is a bit different. I’ve only seen it the one time, years ago very late at night. I managed to fall asleep three quarters of the way through and have never seen the end. Currently German import DVDs are changing hands for upwards of £70 on Amazon and Ebay. I might be curious to see how it ends but not that much. Give me a UK DVD release for £20 however and I’ll be first in line. I’m just hoping we don’t have to wait for Murray to pass away before this happens.
4. Zero Effect
I only know three people who have seen this film; Me, a friend that I loaned my Region 1 DVD to and Jonathan Ross (who reviewed it on TV). A slightly skewed modern day take on Sherlock Holmes, I absolutely love this film and quote from it all the time (People know they’re being followed when they look behind them and see someone following them). Since my multi region DVD player packed up I haven’t seen this in the best part of a decade. Need to scratch that itch. Yes. I could just go out a get a new player but that just puts me at the mercy of the technology again. What happens in another ten years when that player stops and I can’t replace it?
5. Sorcerer
On the long list of films on my wish list to own, this one is unique. The truth of the matter is that when it comes to William Friedkins remake of The Wages of Fear, I’ve never seen it. I am however massively pre-disposed to love it and can’t wait for that glorious day when I can slip it into the player, turn off the lights and experience it for the first time.
It’s a “men on a mission” movie, it stars Roy Scheider and has a score by Tangerine Dream. How could I not love it?
Good news is that following a restoration of the print by Friedkin himself, Sorcerer is due to be released on Blu Ray on April 14th this year. No news however on whether that is in the US only. Watch this space.