You’ve all heard of Snakes on a Plane, well Bait is Sharks in a Supermarket!
The setup is actually pretty clever. A below street level supermarket on the Australian shoreline gets flooded by the tidal wave that follows an earthquake. The debris blocking the entrance and a twelve foot Great White patrolling the aisles means they can’t leave and the rising water levels and threat of aftershocks and further tsunamis means they can’t stay. Classic “ticking clock” stuff. Throw into the mix a few clichéd characters (Cop, Cops Daughter Gone Bad, Crook, Ex-Lifeguard and his Ex Girlfriend etc – trust me they’re all here, there’s even a Dog) and we’re good to go.
The pre titles sequence is, almost exactly the opening of Cliff Hanger but with a shark standing in (can a shark stand in?) for a very high place. The end result is the same, main character left holding a piece of fabric as someone disappears from their grasp and a change of career beckons. This sequence (and an unnecessary credits stinger) feature some truly awful special effects and I thought I was in for another Asylum/Corman standard shark movie (seriously have you seen Sharknado or Sharktopus!!). However once the tsunami hits (ok effects – seen better but seen much worse too) and we head indoors things take a turn for the better.
Whilst we’re talking effects, there are moments in this where I swear the filmmakers used a real shark. Some of this effect work belongs in a much better film. The same can’t be said for the acting, oh dear. The only face I recognised was Julian McMahon and he’s never managed to impress me yet. Everyone else was new to me and I suspect will stay that way. The acting never really rises above soap opera standard (Sharni Vinson – the Ex Girlfriend did 7 years in Home and Away) but in a movie about sharks in a supermarket, do we really expect Oscar-winning performances? I know I don’t.
The filmmakers also appear to have avoided any obvious Jaws references ( Honestly, when did you last see a movie with a shark in it, where someone didn’t say “we’re gonna need a bigger something”) and for that I applaud them. The sub-plot about the three people trapped in the parking garage (with a second shark) is equally funny and tense and keeps things moving along at a fair pace.
Originally released in 3D there are a few too many shots of things floating past the camera (plastic bags, swimming goggles, feet etc) and things being thrust at the camera (spears and sharks mainly). If you’re into 3D and watching it that way, then great but if you watch in 2D (like me), then these shots are a little too frequent and to be honest only serve to remind you that you are watching a movie.
Overall I have to admit I liked it. It sits in that small group of good B movies that are good because they’re actually good and not good because they’re so bad.
7 out of 10 (Bait is available now on DVD and well worth the £5 I paid for it)
Finally if you’re an aspiring movie maker you could do worse than to look at this for inspiration. Keep your number of locations to a minimum, keep the cast small, running time lean (Bait is 93 minutes) and use your effects budget wisely (a few good effects always beats a lot of poor ones).